Bactegard

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Subject: FREE BACTEGARD TO SARS DESIGNATED HOSPITALS....
From: "Hornet"
Date: Sat, 26 Apr 2003 02:06:28 +0800

ORIFRESH SDN. BHD. IS JOINING IN THE FIGHT AGAINST THE SARS VIRUS BY GIVING AWAY FREE 48 BOTTLES OF BACTEGARD (THE ANTIBACTERIAL DRINK) TO EACH SARS DESIGNATED HOSPITAL IN MALAYSIA.

READ MORE AT www.orifresh.com
TO SARS DESIGNATED HOSPITALS, please contact us at:
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Newsgroups: tmnet.communities
Subject: Re: FREE BACTEGARD TO SARS DESIGNATED HOSPITALS....
From: ignoramus
Date: Sat, 26 Apr 2003 13:14:11 +0800

Here is a better marketing move.

1. Drink one bottle of your product
2. Go to a SARS designated hospital. Bring along a couple of bottles of your product
3. Gatecrash into the SARS ward without wearing any mask or protective clothing
4. Chit-chat with the patients, really, really close up.
5. Get yourself admitted (they will handle everything for you)
6. Drink one bottle of your product everyday
7. After 10 days if you are not infected, your sales will go through the roof. If you are infected, kommies will send you a get well soon card.

Wanna give it a try? :)

Panadol And SARS

Patient : "Good morning doc."

Dr. Liew : "Good morning. You don't look so good. What happened?"

Patient's mom : "She's been vomiting since last night."

Dr. Liew : "I see, what has she been taking?"

Patient's mom : "Lots of Panadol lor."

Dr. Liew : "Why?"

Patient's mom : "She said she's taking it to prevent SARS wor..."

Dr. Liew : "Who told you that?"

Patient : "I work in a shopping complex. It's a crowded place. I'm afraid of contracting SARS."

Dr. Liew : "How will Panadol help?"

Patient : "People who has SARS got fever mah. So if I take Panadol regularly, no fever then won't get SARS lor..."

Dr. Liew : *vomits battery*

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The Extremes Of GBA

Gameboy Advance system has been around for years and is getting more and more popular.

Lately, someone developed a shell for GBA. It's some sort of Operating System.



You can turn your GBA into an ebook reader or a jpeg files viewer.



You can choose the fonts for the OS from fixed fonts to Nokia fonts to Dungeon style fonts of various sizes. It has its own Graphical User Interface too.



Another extreme of GBA is that now, with NES Emulator for GBA, you can play old NES games in GBA. One 256 megabit (GBA system talks about memory in bits instead of bytes) flash ROM, you can upload hundreds if not thousands of NES titles into one cartridge and bring it along with your super slim GBA SP.

Riddle

I am the begining of the end. You can see me twice in a week but not in a day. Once in a year but twice in a decade. So what am I?

Different Riddle Same Answer

You can find it in her but not in him. It comes with a period but not even once in the whole f*cking month. You'll have it twice in an erection in the middle of sex but only at the end of marriage. And it doesn't exist if you're talking about orgasm. When you talk of 'peak' then it does. But then again you can't find it during climax, either.

GBA Accessories

Hispeed Linker

Linking GBA to parallel port of your PC. Able to transfer ROM images from Gameboy cartridges to harddisk. You can use Visual Boy Advance (GBA Emulator) to play the game on your PC. Able to upload and download saved games too.

Flash2Advance

Flash ROM cartridge for GBA. You can write data from your PC to it using Hispeed Linker. I've successfully duplicated the game Golden Sun (including the saved games) from its original cartridge to my PC. Then I 'burned' it to the Flash ROM and voila, I can fight with myself, wtf, :P

Wanna play linked games and don't want to buy another cartridge? Afraid that the battery in your original cartridge runs out and losing your saved games? Wanna download ROM images from the internet and play for free? Wanna modify the game?

SAGAME Magic Editor Card III

This is the 'Gold Finger' for GBA. It contains tons of codes for 'cheating' on the games. You can edit or delete new codes too. :PPP

Shadowless Fist

Two brothers, came to me two days ago for allergic reaction to some unknown drug.

Came today for review. Responded well to treatment.

I think they watched too much kung-fu movie. Here they are, slow motion replay to me the 'shadowless fist'.

Gameboy Advance SP

I was wondering if I finish my Golden Sun part 1, how would I transfer the character file to Golden Sun 2... Keying in 240+ encoded characters using navigation button is just too much a thought. Probably I should borrow another GBA for wire transfer instead when...

80mm x 82mm x 25mm with built in backlit screen, built in rechargeable batteries caught my eye...